fatseux:

Me right now.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

(via nose0vertail)

“You know what to do with that big, fat butt. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.”
— (via flirtuallreality)
gh3ttobla5ter:

Basically.
gh3ttobla5ter:

Basically.
kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite. kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:




And my personal favorite:


Popcorn guy is my favorite.

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

carpr0n:

Starring: Pontiac Trans-Am
(by rOOmUSh)

humansofnewyork:

"She doesn’t force her beliefs on other people. Just because she doesn’t do drugs, for example, she’s not judging people who do. She knows the difference between an opinion and a moral standard."

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via kittiecupcakes)

dogshame:

I’m a Golden Retriever BUT I never retrieve GOLD!

Love from Green City, Tunisia

Spyke, 7 months